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arufc
Forum Admin


United Kingdom
288 Posts

Posted - 03 Jan 2007 :  08:51:46  Show Profile Send arufc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Has everyone made a New Year resolution to stop posting to AshTALK? It's all gone very quiet...

M-Love
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United Kingdom
376 Posts

Posted - 03 Jan 2007 :  14:11:06  Show Profile Send M-Love a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I thought that. Everything has pretty much concluded though: shockingly the over 35's won and Tom failed to "put one in the onion bag" despite the heavy drinkning, loose morals and low self esteem of some of Ashbourne's female population over the festive period!

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M-Love
Moderate!



United Kingdom
376 Posts

Posted - 03 Jan 2007 :  14:19:00  Show Profile Send M-Love a Private Message  Reply with Quote
We could discuss the possible line up for the forth coming Ladies rugby team? That made for an interesting discussion on New Years eve.

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sexycoach
Living Legend



United Kingdom
538 Posts

Posted - 03 Jan 2007 :  16:28:07  Show Profile Send sexycoach a Private Message  Reply with Quote
And pray what was the outcome as I shall be moving with this soon??

Do I detect another helper in the midst M-love?? Tommy virtually begged me to let him help!!!

I may well regret this but what is an 'Onion bag'?

(By the way I did post on to say Happy Christmas and Happy New Year and was there one single reply?? No not one, not a sausage which my Mother always taught me was very bad manners indeed - so ARUFC you could have replied to that if you were feeling lonely)

Edited by - sexycoach on 03 Jan 2007 16:32:51
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M-Love
Moderate!



United Kingdom
376 Posts

Posted - 03 Jan 2007 :  17:30:01  Show Profile Send M-Love a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sexycoach, I'd love to assist with the Ladies Rugby team but unfortunately the court order doesn't allow me- until they have proved that the DNA isn't actually mine my hands are tied.

Happy new year by the way
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Bembo
Wet behind the ears



United Kingdom
7 Posts

Posted - 03 Jan 2007 :  19:44:52  Show Profile Send Bembo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
what pearls of wisdom could you possibly present the ladies rugyb team with ? if its pearls of wisdom your after look no further than Mr Hellaby (big pearls so ive heard!!)
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sexycoach
Living Legend



United Kingdom
538 Posts

Posted - 03 Jan 2007 :  20:17:02  Show Profile Send sexycoach a Private Message  Reply with Quote
As regards to Mr Hellabys pearls of wisdom I too have heard of these great attributes but to date have never had sight of them!!! But can honestly say that he and his pearls are enough to handle on a Sunday morning!!! He knows what I mean

With regards to the ladies team, I currently have 10 young, nubile (almost) wenches on my database, a Team Manager and hopefully once up and running a full time Coach (used to coach me when I played for Wales - sorry - Derby ladies). I do however need probably 10-15 more to take it on. Tommy and I will be getting together shortly to look at tactics and sort out posters etc. Anyone else want to help? Shouldn't be a great deal of work involved, just some general frisking, measuring etc. Not me by the way, the players!!

BTW Happy New Year M-love

Edited by - sexycoach on 03 Jan 2007 20:22:48
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M-Love
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United Kingdom
376 Posts

Posted - 04 Jan 2007 :  16:19:59  Show Profile Send M-Love a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Who have you got on the books then? and what positions do you have them pencilled in for?
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sexycoach
Living Legend



United Kingdom
538 Posts

Posted - 04 Jan 2007 :  16:45:13  Show Profile Send sexycoach a Private Message  Reply with Quote
What was the discussion about on New Years Eve first and did you have many interested parties or were you lot sitting round your pints just being generally lecherous without any women presant at all??

Edited by - sexycoach on 04 Jan 2007 20:02:27
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M-Love
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United Kingdom
376 Posts

Posted - 05 Jan 2007 :  10:06:36  Show Profile Send M-Love a Private Message  Reply with Quote
It wasn't a lecherous conversation by any means, the topic was being discussed by various gentlemen and scholars asscotiated with the Rugby Club. The conversation stemmed around which lady would suit which position, based on their physical attributes and character/personality.

Unfortunatley I am not brave enough to mention any names.
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sexycoach
Living Legend



United Kingdom
538 Posts

Posted - 05 Jan 2007 :  15:08:05  Show Profile Send sexycoach a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I dont think I'll have any trouble getting it out of you after a few bevvies!!
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M-Love
Moderate!



United Kingdom
376 Posts

Posted - 05 Jan 2007 :  15:33:28  Show Profile Send M-Love a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oh no you won't! I am on the wagon till Feb- but it's only the 5th and I'm already shaking like a ****ting dog though!!!
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sexycoach
Living Legend



United Kingdom
538 Posts

Posted - 09 Jan 2007 :  14:13:10  Show Profile Send sexycoach a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Going back to the original posting where is everyone. This is turning into a Girls and M-love site - where are you Men - alright boys - Griff, Tommy, Number 9, Broomus, Winty (you're never short of anything to say, b******s or not) etc. Maybe I might have a month off posting too!!

Edited by - sexycoach on 09 Jan 2007 14:16:17
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mrsleech
Who's the Daddy



Bahamas
148 Posts

Posted - 09 Jan 2007 :  14:33:06  Show Profile Send mrsleech a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hey sexy coach is it possible for you not to post???? I know I couldn't, I nearly had a nervous breakdown when I couldn't post when my b****y computer crashed over christmas!!!!
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M-Love
Moderate!



United Kingdom
376 Posts

Posted - 09 Jan 2007 :  15:12:37  Show Profile Send M-Love a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I did try to start up quite a topical discussion but I too am disapointed by the amount of feedback it received. Generally I feel at times we aren't making best use of the forum, it should be used to speak out on matters of importance and to resolve issues before they arise. It is on very rare occasions that members of ARUFC congregates in a sober enviroment to discuss matters- this is an ideal fun alternative.


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sexycoach
Living Legend



United Kingdom
538 Posts

Posted - 09 Jan 2007 :  15:19:05  Show Profile Send sexycoach a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Well said M-love, any other comments? Its going to die a death if the women stop posting!
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