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sexycoach
Living Legend
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 14 Jan 2007 : 15:28:43
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I thought we could start a forum for those funny emails that are going round at the moment. I received this one which is obviously American but still hilarious!!
The 6 Best Smart Ass Answers of 2006
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>>SMART ASS ANSWER #6
>>It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like
>>dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
>>"What are my choices?" John asked.
>>"Yes or no," she replied.
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>>SMART ASS ANSWER #5
>>A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
>>As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened
>>his trench coat and flashed her.
>>Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your
>>stub."
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>>SMART ASS ANSWER #4
>>A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she
>>couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do
>>these turkeys get any bigger?"
>>The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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>>SMART ASS ANSWER #3
>>The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled
>>down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
>>The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
>>When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without
>>a ticket.
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>>SMART ASS ANSWER #2
>>A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
>>reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead
>>of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
>>Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to
>>the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
>>The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of
>>gas."
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>>SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006
>>A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class,
>>I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might
>>consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a
>>death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses
>>whatsoever!"
>>A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What
>>would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
>>sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and
>>sniggering.
>>When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student,
>>shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the
>>exam with your other hand."
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M-Love
Moderate!
United Kingdom
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Posted - 17 Jan 2007 : 15:35:09
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Did you know that apparently they have had to temporarily close down the Sea life Centre in Newcastle?
This has had to happen (in a Geordie accent)...................
"Fa trainin' porpoises!" |
Edited by - M-Love on 17 Jan 2007 15:41:27 |
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sexycoach
Living Legend
United Kingdom
538 Posts |
Posted - 17 Jan 2007 : 17:32:23
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Forum Closed!!! |
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M-Love
Moderate!
United Kingdom
376 Posts |
Posted - 18 Jan 2007 : 13:55:40
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I don't know sexycoach, I have the decency to take time out of my busy schedule to add to a forum topic that you have started and what thanks do I get?
I strongly believe that gag to be top drawer, I'm not sure as to why you didn't approve, are you sure you understood it? |
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sexycoach
Living Legend
United Kingdom
538 Posts |
Posted - 18 Jan 2007 : 14:23:29
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| Yes I understood it!! Still totally c**p tho!! Good meeting last night - more fun than you thought possible eh?? |
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M-Love
Moderate!
United Kingdom
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Posted - 18 Jan 2007 : 15:41:36
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| Yes I completely had mis-read the situation, I presumed that the ladies team would have only been a one off match with the possibility of one or two more (similar to the Vets games). Didn't realise it involved so much for want of a better word administrative c**p!!! |
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sexycoach
Living Legend
United Kingdom
538 Posts |
Posted - 18 Jan 2007 : 20:11:15
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Ooh missed the filth forum webmaster??? |
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Griff
Who's the Daddy
Tonga
181 Posts |
Posted - 19 Jan 2007 : 19:01:13
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| What noise does a baby make in a blender??? |
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Tomituous
Who's the Daddy
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Posted - 19 Jan 2007 : 19:03:38
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| i dont know griff....dont think mickey does either......too busy....dusting the window cill ;o) |
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Griff
Who's the Daddy
Tonga
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 Posted - 19 Jan 2007 : 20:20:12
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| Them window cills should be gleaming with the graft he's putting in!!!! |
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Griff
Who's the Daddy
Tonga
181 Posts |
Posted - 19 Jan 2007 : 20:21:18
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Look at that....Griff's a playmaker!! Mother ****er! |
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Griff
Who's the Daddy
Tonga
181 Posts |
Posted - 19 Jan 2007 : 20:22:43
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| And not just on the rugbo field!! |
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Griff
Who's the Daddy
Tonga
181 Posts |
Posted - 19 Jan 2007 : 20:24:28
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| I love this ****! |
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Griff
Who's the Daddy
Tonga
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Posted - 19 Jan 2007 : 20:25:52
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Talking to myself! Brilliant! |
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Tomituous
Who's the Daddy
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Posted - 19 Jan 2007 : 22:58:16
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| what does a playmaker make you huh? big gay!! |
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Tomituous
Who's the Daddy
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Posted - 19 Jan 2007 : 22:59:49
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| 7 more and i'll be one too.......... |
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