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micktheknee
Not yet a Jedi


78 Posts

Posted - 08 Oct 2007 :  17:53:08  Show Profile Send micktheknee a Private Message  Reply with Quote
RWC 2007 committee have announced that the 7th/ 8th place play off between Australia and New Zealand will take place on Tuesday 5th October at 5pm at Wasps Ladies 3rd pitch after the Uner 15's practice.


Venue for ARUFC members to watch the semi-final match England v. France at 8.00pm on Saturday?

M-Love
Moderate!



United Kingdom
376 Posts

Posted - 08 Oct 2007 :  21:41:44  Show Profile Send M-Love a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Green man isn't the best and I wouldn't consider it Rugby friendly at that time, Cary's shut/****, Horns shut (although when I walk past I can swear I can smell Jamie's crack pipe burning) and the vaults has capacity issues around that time. I would have thought that the legion would be the best place to go. Biggish TV and more importantly room surrounding it to accomadate a biggish crowd, the only problem is if they have some entertainment on e.g. Western singing, juggling, fire-eating, badger baiting, seal clubbing, c**k-fighting or exotic dancing of some sort- If they can be shifted or the back room can be used the Legion should be the place to go.
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M-Love
Moderate!



United Kingdom
376 Posts

Posted - 08 Oct 2007 :  22:02:42  Show Profile Send M-Love a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Either that or we crank up the old air-raid siren so they all leg it down the cellar!!!!
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Griff
Who's the Daddy



Tonga
181 Posts

Posted - 09 Oct 2007 :  17:09:22  Show Profile Send Griff a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Genius Michael pure genius!!!
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micktheknee
Not yet a Jedi



78 Posts

Posted - 09 Oct 2007 :  17:35:36  Show Profile Send micktheknee a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Grif are you sure your reply should not have read:
Guinness Michael pure Guinness

Sorry having dreams of that first pint of black stuff for several months!!
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Griff
Who's the Daddy



Tonga
181 Posts

Posted - 09 Oct 2007 :  21:15:45  Show Profile Send Griff a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Your first pint in months Michael! You sir will be on your a*** after a couple of pints!!!! At least it will be a cheap night for you!
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M-Love
Moderate!



United Kingdom
376 Posts

Posted - 09 Oct 2007 :  21:43:44  Show Profile Send M-Love a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I too am just pleased that you can now drink again Michael and that you're better, it's a wonder what modern medicine can cure these days even if it is faced with the big gay plague or lemonaids!

Edited by - M-Love on 09 Oct 2007 21:44:40
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mrleech
Not yet a Jedi



72 Posts

Posted - 11 Oct 2007 :  21:17:57  Show Profile Send mrleech a Private Message  Reply with Quote
All set for the Legion on Saturday apparently, sorted by our friendly,neighbourhood players rep Mr Stuart "Lenny" Lyon.So glad to be at home so can locate seat adjacent to the telly straight after the game,before the 3rd's & 4th's get back(N.B binoculars may be required)
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Griff
Who's the Daddy



Tonga
181 Posts

Posted - 11 Oct 2007 :  22:44:40  Show Profile Send Griff a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I'm told its who you know not what you know in this game! I was told that by someone who knows! Trouble is I don't know who it is I'm supposd to know! Still, I'd imagine some seals will be broken and toilet trips will ensue on a regular basis by kick off. At this point myself and my 3rd/4th team 'we play for the social seen' colleagues can slide in and find ourselves a good view! ****ers!!!!
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M-Love
Moderate!



United Kingdom
376 Posts

Posted - 12 Oct 2007 :  16:41:06  Show Profile Send M-Love a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there.

The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.'

And the Englishman was thinking:

'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French t*** again!'




NB. I know I have posted this twice but I felt it sat between both categories and therefore warranted it.
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sexycoach
Living Legend



United Kingdom
538 Posts

Posted - 12 Oct 2007 :  17:20:47  Show Profile Send sexycoach a Private Message  Reply with Quote
And aren't they both the wrong categories????

MEN!!
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sexycoach
Living Legend



United Kingdom
538 Posts

Posted - 12 Oct 2007 :  17:21:41  Show Profile Send sexycoach a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Testing
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M-Love
Moderate!



United Kingdom
376 Posts

Posted - 12 Oct 2007 :  21:33:52  Show Profile Send M-Love a Private Message  Reply with Quote
It consists of 2 words and starts and ends with an "F"!
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sexycoach
Living Legend



United Kingdom
538 Posts

Posted - 12 Oct 2007 :  21:44:39  Show Profile Send sexycoach a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oy Webmaster give me a new --wobbly jelly--le. I want one now. NOW! Like they have. Silverback my a***.
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mrleech
Not yet a Jedi



72 Posts

Posted - 12 Oct 2007 :  23:09:43  Show Profile Send mrleech a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oh dear seems like a few dummies have been spat, a few noses put out of joint etc,etc. I'm sure we will be able to accommodate you and your team mates Mr Griffiths.(By the way your forthcoming charge is fine thanks for asking).Also for an educated man i think you will find it is SCENE not seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Griff
Who's the Daddy



Tonga
181 Posts

Posted - 14 Oct 2007 :  11:00:23  Show Profile Send Griff a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Veyr treu! Must chack spolling frim nou on!

P.S - Anyone know how England got on last night!!!!!!!!!
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