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sexycoach
Living Legend
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 04 Jun 2006 : 15:41:33
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Again nothing to to with Rugby but SO SO TRUE!!
Barbecue Season!
After the long months of cold and winter, we’re coming up to summer and the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!
MEN!!!!!!
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Tomituous
Who's the Daddy
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 Posted - 04 Jun 2006 : 16:05:51
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| Mmmmmmmmmmmm did someone say barbecue? Why don't we have a rugby club barbecue somewhere this summer huh? |
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sexycoach
Living Legend
United Kingdom
538 Posts |
Posted - 04 Jun 2006 : 16:21:11
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| Great idea Tommy two a***, why don't we have a family day on the rec lunchtime on a Sunday and have a big game of rounders etc?? |
Edited by - sexycoach on 04 Jun 2006 16:47:09 |
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Tomituous
Who's the Daddy
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Posted - 05 Jun 2006 : 18:43:45
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| Thats's pretty much what i was thinking Kath. Fun things for the kid's n peoples family etc and beer and a laugh for all the adults, maybe bit of cricket or rounders like ya say, stupid party games involving water and gunge etc, what ya think ? |
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sexycoach
Living Legend
United Kingdom
538 Posts |
Posted - 05 Jun 2006 : 20:28:55
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Tommy two a***, now you're getting down and dirty!!!!!!
Anyone else up for an afternoon of FUN? You know who to contact!! |
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Tomituous
Who's the Daddy
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Posted - 06 Jun 2006 : 17:32:28
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| no offence to anyone like but its probably a waste of time advertising it here and expecting a response cause most of the time it seems there is only a handful of posters willing to leave messages? If you and anyone else thinks it's a plausable idea to have a summer rugby club BBQ/fun day it should be organized and set up and everyone told about it. Also i think it would be good to keep club spirits together during the summer dont ya think ? |
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sexycoach
Living Legend
United Kingdom
538 Posts |
Posted - 06 Jun 2006 : 19:02:01
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Hey Tommy Two a*** thats not a soap box you're standing on by any chance is it???
Are you up for having a go at organizing it? I dont mind giving you a hand. Need to start with a date and a venue. We used to do one years ago on a field belonging to Uncle Bill and Aunty Joyce which he used to mow for us.
You can also tell by the statistics how many are reading the site but not logging in. Dont know why they must have something to hide!!! |
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arufc
Forum Admin
United Kingdom
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Posted - 06 Jun 2006 : 20:46:14
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Posh suggested having a Club's Fastest Man competition. We could maybe co-incide this with the family day If we have this towards the end of August, we would have had a good amount of pre-season training to get people fit and to spread the word about the event...
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Tomituous
Who's the Daddy
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 Posted - 06 Jun 2006 : 22:46:22
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That sounds like a good idea to me Pete, I'll offer my full support in helping to organize it etc. And since i stand no chance in winning clubs fastest man i wouldnt mind helpin out with anything to do with that also since i wont be entering the copmetition! And Kath no it isnt a soap box im standing on, i just cant help bein taller than you shorty  T'is a shame more people dont post on here though dont ya think? |
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sexycoach
Living Legend
United Kingdom
538 Posts |
Posted - 07 Jun 2006 : 15:09:25
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Great lets get a Sunday at the end of August sorted.
I presume that because its called the Fastest Man competition that the men would feel very threatened if a woman like me were to enter and then win it so therefore do not worry I am not offended that I havent been asked as long as people are aware that I could have won it with both legs tied behind my back!!! |
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number9
Don't call me Shirley
United Kingdom
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Posted - 09 Jun 2006 : 20:47:54
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| in response to your reply tom, what is a copmetition ?! |
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Tomituous
Who's the Daddy
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Posted - 11 Jun 2006 : 12:44:16
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| A Copmetition Mr Riff is very similar to a competition only it doesnt require quite as many brain cells to take part, or even spell it for that matter Anyone with idea's they want to contribute towards this funday/barbecue dont hesitate to post. General repsonse so far from people asked is that it would be a good idea and a good day to get together and sink a few nice cold beers and have a laugh! Spot the deliberate mistake this time Riff |
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kitey
Wet behind the ears
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Posted - 11 Jun 2006 : 19:40:11
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Sounds a pleasureable idea, I'd be up for it.
Tom - Can I have my spangly gay cowboy hat back please? Hopefully your done with it by now? |
Edited by - kitey on 11 Jun 2006 19:41:00 |
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sexycoach
Living Legend
United Kingdom
538 Posts |
Posted - 11 Jun 2006 : 21:53:44
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| Come to think of it Tommy two a*** I've never actually seen you with a woman!!!??? |
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arufc
Forum Admin
United Kingdom
288 Posts |
Posted - 12 Jun 2006 : 09:22:00
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How can you doubt LL Tom Ferry?
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sexycoach
Living Legend
United Kingdom
538 Posts |
Posted - 12 Jun 2006 : 11:44:24
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| Hey if the 'gay spangly cowboy hat' fits as they say - nearest I could find to a gay smilie!!! |
Edited by - sexycoach on 12 Jun 2006 11:45:13 |
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