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sexycoach
Living Legend
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 07 Nov 2006 : 14:58:54
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In the interest of National Security, Ashbourne Rugby Club and all those scared people. I would like to point out that I am out on Saturday Night with the girlies and may partake in the following!!!!
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING
OUR a*** WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE
MOVE AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS
AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK
MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE
JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
5.. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE
LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A
NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
7.. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING
NEXT TO US.
8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD
AT IT.
9.. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY
GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN
NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY
LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT
ON IT.
12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR
FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD I LOWER MYSELF TO THESE STANDARDS!!!!
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mrsleech
Who's the Daddy
Bahamas
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Posted - 09 Nov 2006 : 20:24:52
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| Sexy coach I don't believe we act like that....................... Or do we? I think we should have a vote on this one, I'm positive we all behave like ladies no matter how many pint's we've drunk!!!!!!!! |
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sexycoach
Living Legend
United Kingdom
538 Posts |
Posted - 27 Mar 2007 : 17:55:03
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| Anyone fancy a drink on Saturday?. Haircut in the morning followed by the ARUFC luncheon - hope you have all bought your tickets, followed by horseriding in the afternoon, Indian with the Girls and I should be out at about 21.30 for a few bevvies anyone thats around and wants to join us. (Friday am going to see Abba (ish) at the Assembly rooms in my platforms and Agnetha wig)!!!!!! Someone may possibly snap me up thinking I was one of them birds! |
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gouldilocks
Who's the Daddy
United Kingdom
108 Posts |
Posted - 27 Mar 2007 : 21:57:28
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Sorry mrsleech, but I am going to have to disagree very strongly cos sexycoach has described exactly how I behave when I have been consumed by alcohol, except that I tend to believe that I am an expert on everything and that trapping and almost splitting in half a bill board in the door of a pub, whilst attempting to stay for a lock in, is perfectly normal!!!
This is why I don't drink that evil stuff very often!!
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M-Love
Moderate!
United Kingdom
376 Posts |
Posted - 28 Mar 2007 : 15:15:19
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| Gouldilocks you're bananas |
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gouldilocks
Who's the Daddy
United Kingdom
108 Posts |
Posted - 28 Mar 2007 : 17:37:51
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| And what, my dear m-love, makes you say that??? |
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jenbemb
Wet behind the ears
United Kingdom
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Posted - 28 Mar 2007 : 17:51:32
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| I do have to say, that my shoes are often dodgy just past 9:30 on a saturday night. I tried having them re-heeled but didnt seem to make any difference. Are you telling me that dancing with our arms over our head and wiggling your rear isnt sexy? |
Edited by - jenbemb on 28 Mar 2007 17:52:35 |
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sexycoach
Living Legend
United Kingdom
538 Posts |
Posted - 28 Mar 2007 : 17:58:46
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| Well I always thought I looked rather fetching!!!!! |
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