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Tomituous
Who's the Daddy
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Posted - 21 Jan 2007 : 22:31:00
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| Mrs leech me and mickey have thought long and hard about asking you for a peek but we came to the conclusion that.....we wouldnt want to put Mr leeh's nose out or anything ;o) ;o) |
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M-Love
Moderate!
United Kingdom
376 Posts |
Posted - 22 Jan 2007 : 08:21:25
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| Don't bring me into it, MrLeech (Sir) I had nothing to do with the above post. |
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sexycoach
Living Legend
United Kingdom
538 Posts |
 Posted - 22 Jan 2007 : 17:07:07
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Well I didnt think this was very funny but here goes!
A husband forgot his wedding anniversary - his angry wife told him "Tomorrow
there had better be something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 kms in
4 seconds" Next morning there was a parcel in the driveway containing a
new bathroom scales.
The funeral is on Saturday 
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M-Love
Moderate!
United Kingdom
376 Posts |
Posted - 22 Jan 2007 : 18:05:40
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| Forum closed |
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mrsleech
Who's the Daddy
Bahamas
148 Posts |
Posted - 22 Jan 2007 : 19:24:25
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| Tommy please learn how to spell or Mr LEECH will get a complex!! |
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mrsleech
Who's the Daddy
Bahamas
148 Posts |
Posted - 22 Jan 2007 : 19:27:37
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P.S His poor nose is out of place after Saturday's shinanigan's! |
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mrsleech
Who's the Daddy
Bahamas
148 Posts |
Posted - 22 Jan 2007 : 19:32:08
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P.p.s Tommy can't you think of any jokes or funnies or do you just like stealing my jokes(that was sent to me by the very quiet Goulidilocks!!) |
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gouldilocks
Who's the Daddy
United Kingdom
108 Posts |
 Posted - 22 Jan 2007 : 21:34:01
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Don't you worry mrsleech - I noticed the said joke and did have words with tommy over copywrite issues on Saturday in the Legion.
Anyway.......
...... just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking. Scared the **** out of me!
So thats it, after today, no more reading!!!
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M-Love
Moderate!
United Kingdom
376 Posts |
Posted - 22 Jan 2007 : 23:37:06
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for **** sake come on ladies, this is **** poor!
Take that filth filter ya b*****d! |
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mrsleech
Who's the Daddy
Bahamas
148 Posts |
Posted - 23 Jan 2007 : 12:32:04
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| Mr P Thrust it can't be that bad of a forum, as yourself and Tommy seem to spend most of your time posting on here!!! My funnies are far to rude for this site and I don't want a telling off. Mrs S.Coach and web-master are far to scary(only joking!) |
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M-Love
Moderate!
United Kingdom
376 Posts |
Posted - 23 Jan 2007 : 13:21:56
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It's a great forum, some of the jokes are a little terrible though.
e.g.
Q: What the most dangerous fish in the world?
A: Jack the Kipper |
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arufc
Forum Admin
United Kingdom
288 Posts |
Posted - 23 Jan 2007 : 13:57:06
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Updating the filth filter to account for the more creative peddling of filth on this forum is becoming a full time job!! |
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sexycoach
Living Legend
United Kingdom
538 Posts |
Posted - 23 Jan 2007 : 14:12:43
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Absolutely and the webmaster is far more scarier than me!!!!
M love I do not think there was any need for that little outburst you sounded like a two year old stamping your feet, now apologize immediately to all the ladies and webmasters concerned and send flowers and champagne immediately!! Moet of course. |
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M-Love
Moderate!
United Kingdom
376 Posts |
Posted - 23 Jan 2007 : 16:00:06
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I apologise for my outburst, the standard of jokes though I felt was slipping- perhaps I should have addressed it in a more professional manner. My swearing however was done on purpose to assist the webmaster to update the filter.
Moet?......surely you'd prefer the Don Perignon '76? |
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sexycoach
Living Legend
United Kingdom
538 Posts |
Posted - 23 Jan 2007 : 16:49:01
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Of course but even Guiness would be preferable to this, but I am now having a fortnight of the black stuff!!!!
However with regards to the swearing I would like to take this opportunity to point out that there is no-one that can swear like our Webmaster is that not true ARUFC, after all you have to know the words first to have a filth forum??? Dont forget I know the truth?? |
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