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M-Love
Moderate!
United Kingdom
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Posted - 23 Jan 2007 : 17:27:10
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"Of course but even Guiness would be preferable to this, but I am now having a fortnight of the black stuff!!!!"
Sexycoach, does this mean you are abstaining from the black stuff? or does it mean you will be consuming nothing but the black stuff?
Watch out Ashbourne and make sure your cellars are stocked up!! |
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arufc
Forum Admin
United Kingdom
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Posted - 23 Jan 2007 : 17:41:01
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Two weeks of the black stuff eh? Assuming you maintain your well advertised daily consumption rate of 13 pints, that's a grand total of 182 pints over the next fortnight.
I once went on a stag weekend that involved three days solid drinking of Guinness and I must admit that the bodily repercussions were horrendous. But of course, I am a bit of a lightweight!! |
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gouldilocks
Who's the Daddy
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 23 Jan 2007 : 18:35:52
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That is just a bit too much information thankyou webmaster, surely your bodily functions are best kept to yourself....
Mickey, as for the quality of the jokes, that was my only clean one, and as mrsleech will no doubt verify (along with sexycoach and the webmaster) the majority of my jokes are far too filthy for this forum, and you have probably had them all forwarded to you by text from mrsleech anyway! |
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M-Love
Moderate!
United Kingdom
376 Posts |
Posted - 23 Jan 2007 : 18:53:22
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Gouldilocks, go on put one of the rude jokes on, it would be interesting to see if the webmasters filth filter would deem an entire post worthy of removal?
Also for security reasons could you please address me correctly when on Ashtalk.
It's not Mickey it's Thrust.....Pegasus Thrust (or Excalibur, up to you!) |
Edited by - M-Love on 23 Jan 2007 18:57:44 |
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gouldilocks
Who's the Daddy
United Kingdom
108 Posts |
 Posted - 23 Jan 2007 : 19:07:56
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You really do live in a fantasy world don't you???
As for the jokes - I don't think so - don't want to get the wrath of sexycoach again thankyou. I'll leave that up to you, as you have got most of my jokes anyway!!  
Have you had the one about the front of a womans body, btw??  |
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mrsleech
Who's the Daddy
Bahamas
148 Posts |
Posted - 23 Jan 2007 : 19:08:39
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Mr Thrust Goulilocks hasn't the courage to put filth on the site!! She's to scared of the web-master!!!!!!!!! |
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gouldilocks
Who's the Daddy
United Kingdom
108 Posts |
 Posted - 23 Jan 2007 : 19:14:27
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My dear mrsleech, what is it you are insinuating with your spelling of my name?? |
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mrsleech
Who's the Daddy
Bahamas
148 Posts |
Posted - 23 Jan 2007 : 19:17:47
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| Whoop's one was in a hurry but that was quite funny! |
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mrsleech
Who's the Daddy
Bahamas
148 Posts |
Posted - 23 Jan 2007 : 19:21:32
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| It was the happiest day of my life. Arrived at church. Wife at the alter. Walked up the aisle, kissed her on the cheek. Smiled. Then closed the f***ing lid!! |
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gouldilocks
Who's the Daddy
United Kingdom
108 Posts |
Posted - 23 Jan 2007 : 19:23:07
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Well, I'm glad you think it's funny!!!  |
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gouldilocks
Who's the Daddy
United Kingdom
108 Posts |
 Posted - 23 Jan 2007 : 19:38:36
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A pacific cruise ship sinks with only 3 survivors, David, Darren and Daisy.
They swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years doing what comes naturally.
But Daisy feels so bad about having intercourse with both Darren and David, she kills herself.
It was very sad for Darren and David, but they get over it and again nature takes its course.
After a couple more years, the lads feel really bad about what they are doing........
........ so they bury her!!!
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mrsleech
Who's the Daddy
Bahamas
148 Posts |
Posted - 24 Jan 2007 : 12:27:42
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| Gouldilocks you say mine are bad. I thought mine might humour the men who insist on invading our ladies forum!!!!Love you really (that was aimed at the boys) |
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mrsleech
Who's the Daddy
Bahamas
148 Posts |
 Posted - 24 Jan 2007 : 12:36:00
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| Hey I could do a TOMMY or GRIFF and keep talking to myself, and talking complete s**t just so that one could make play-maker status! However one is not that sad. Bored but not sad (well I don't think I'm sad)!!! |
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mrsleech
Who's the Daddy
Bahamas
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 Posted - 24 Jan 2007 : 18:30:47
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| Hey Mr Thrust one thinks you should post some funnies, not to make your head swell but you are one FUNNY guy. Well I think you are what does everyone else think? You should give up the day job and become a stand-up comic(they seem to attract the ladies!) |
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gouldilocks
Who's the Daddy
United Kingdom
108 Posts |
Posted - 24 Jan 2007 : 20:58:37
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| Mrsleech, are you referring to m-love's (really sorry but just can't bring myself to call m-love mr thrust) verbal contribution or just how he looks that is the comedy element??? |
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