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mrleech
Not yet a Jedi
72 Posts |
 Posted - 08 Feb 2007 : 23:58:57
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How do you get a granny to shout c**t????
Get another granny to shout "BINGO" |
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mrleech
Not yet a Jedi
72 Posts |
Posted - 09 Feb 2007 : 00:02:54
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What do a woman and a KFC have in common?
By the time you've finished the breast and the thighs all you've got left is a greasy box to put your bone in. |
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mrleech
Not yet a Jedi
72 Posts |
Posted - 09 Feb 2007 : 00:07:54
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There are two men stood at a bar. One man looks round and says "I could have sex with any woman in here" "Wow" replies his friend "How come?"
"I'm a rapist"  |
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M-Love
Moderate!
United Kingdom
376 Posts |
Posted - 09 Feb 2007 : 11:24:27
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| mrleech- that's brilliant!! |
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mrsleech
Who's the Daddy
Bahamas
148 Posts |
Posted - 09 Feb 2007 : 13:06:32
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| An old lady keep's two pet monkey's for years. Eventually one of them dies, then two day's later the other passes away from grief. Because they've been such great companion's the old lady decides to have them stuffed. The taxidermist asks "would you like them mounted?" "NO,no," she replies just holding hands will be fine. |
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mrsleech
Who's the Daddy
Bahamas
148 Posts |
Posted - 09 Feb 2007 : 13:10:49
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| A chicken and the egg are lying in bed together. The chickens smoking a cigerette with a huge satisfied grin on it's face, while the egg is frowing and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutter's "Well that answers that particular riddle" |
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mrleech
Not yet a Jedi
72 Posts |
Posted - 09 Feb 2007 : 13:20:44
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What is the cleverest thing to ever come out of a womans mouth?
Einsteins door knob!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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mrleech
Not yet a Jedi
72 Posts |
Posted - 09 Feb 2007 : 13:24:02
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How many women does it take to tile a roof?
Twelve,if you slice them thinly enough!!!!!!!!!! |
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mrleech
Not yet a Jedi
72 Posts |
Posted - 09 Feb 2007 : 13:27:00
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How do you get a fat girl into bed?
Piece of cake.!!! (take note Tommy) |
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mrleech
Not yet a Jedi
72 Posts |
Posted - 09 Feb 2007 : 13:31:17
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When my Grandad got ill,my Grandma used to rub lard into his back.He went downhill pretty fast after that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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mrleech
Not yet a Jedi
72 Posts |
Posted - 09 Feb 2007 : 13:36:49
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Which king had the most children?
Jonathan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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mrleech
Not yet a Jedi
72 Posts |
Posted - 09 Feb 2007 : 13:49:59
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He hee hee I beat the filth filter get in!!!!!!
door knob door knob door knob door knob door knob door knob |
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mrleech
Not yet a Jedi
72 Posts |
 Posted - 09 Feb 2007 : 14:00:18
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A man goes to the doctor's. "Doc," he says "I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside"
"How's that?" asks the doc.
"Don't you start" says the man |
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mrleech
Not yet a Jedi
72 Posts |
Posted - 09 Feb 2007 : 14:05:15
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A man walks into the doctors with a cucumber up his nose,a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear,"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies "You're not eating properly". |
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mrleech
Not yet a Jedi
72 Posts |
 Posted - 09 Feb 2007 : 14:08:15
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| Mums have mothers day, dads have fathers day. What does TOMMY have? Palm Sunday |
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Funnies
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