Can we please cut out all this talking b******s in c**kney rhyming slang!!!!!!!!!! Last time I looked we lived well above Watford Gap so that makes us "Northern scum". If you carry on talking s**t like this we'll all end up going back to the pab on a satdee to ave a good owld knees ap araand the owld joannah. Pete the Chef could lead us on classics like "Knees ap Mavah Brown" or "Rowl art the Barrul" whilst we all drink copious amounts of shandy and slap our thighs. I THINK NOT, YOU CAN GYPSIES KISS OFF
In the end I got my own way with Shepshed cancelling the friendly (it's not what you know........it's who you blow- I mean know) so I can watch England without missing the mighty 3rds.
I have already txted Ronnie S to take a raincheck on our rendez vous on Saturday- apparently it wasn't a problem as he was going to get his b******* chopped off anyway!