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Griff
Who's the Daddy



Tonga
181 Posts

Posted - 12 Nov 2008 :  21:27:16  Show Profile Send Griff a Private Message  Reply with Quote
AAHHHHHH!! Its good to be back!

P.S - Sexy coach have you seen the last two World Cups????
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sexycoach
Living Legend



United Kingdom
538 Posts

Posted - 12 Nov 2008 :  21:56:29  Show Profile Send sexycoach a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Griffster..... No!! Did I miss something then?????

Mr Moog can you take M-love to this mountain with you please???

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M-Love
Moderate!



United Kingdom
376 Posts

Posted - 13 Nov 2008 :  00:21:08  Show Profile Send M-Love a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I've spotted at sainsburys they've added to the already existing disabled and with child parking spot a new spot that depicts a picture of a leek.

I've checked up on this and the symbol denotes a spot for the short sighted, blinkered and short memoried clowns.

Well done on your token Grand Slams whilst the better nations used it as practice or a warm down from actually playing and beating (or in the very least competing against) a southern hemisphere team.



Edited by - M-Love on 13 Nov 2008 11:36:39
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sexycoach
Living Legend



United Kingdom
538 Posts

Posted - 13 Nov 2008 :  12:21:41  Show Profile Send sexycoach a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yea I think it makes slightly more sense now that you've edited it!!!

Will be very interested to see how you play in the next World Cup though!!!!! Quite possibly without the man that won it for you last time!!!
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M-Love
Moderate!



United Kingdom
376 Posts

Posted - 13 Nov 2008 :  16:40:29  Show Profile Send M-Love a Private Message  Reply with Quote
We will have the man that won it for us last time you clown.... as manager.
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Tomituous
Who's the Daddy



143 Posts

Posted - 13 Nov 2008 :  18:00:30  Show Profile Send Tomituous a Private Message  Reply with Quote
An English ventriloquist visiting wales walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.
He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the welshy
'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'
Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid fool.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'
welshy: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)
Dog: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
welshy: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
welshy: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool'
welshy: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)
Horse: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.'
welshy: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
welshy: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a f***** liar……'
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sexycoach
Living Legend



United Kingdom
538 Posts

Posted - 14 Nov 2008 :  17:42:22  Show Profile Send sexycoach a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yea whatever Guys bring it on if you're hard enough. Cant stop, Wales playing tonight - watch it if you can you'll see some real running rugby not the c**p set pieces that England play!! Let me know if anyone wants to borrow a Wales shirt for tomorrow, have got a few spare ones!!!!
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Moog
Don't call me Shirley



Iraq
44 Posts

Posted - 14 Nov 2008 :  18:29:39  Show Profile Send Moog a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I might take you up on that; will save me standing on my own towel after my post match shower.
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M-Love
Moderate!



United Kingdom
376 Posts

Posted - 14 Nov 2008 :  18:53:18  Show Profile Send M-Love a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Go-on Moog!

p*** off back to valleys sexyclown!
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Griff
Who's the Daddy



Tonga
181 Posts

Posted - 14 Nov 2008 :  18:58:20  Show Profile Send Griff a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Poor old sexyclown! Getting double teamed by Moog & M-Love!
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M-Love
Moderate!



United Kingdom
376 Posts

Posted - 14 Nov 2008 :  19:04:54  Show Profile Send M-Love a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Care to baste Griff?
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Moog
Don't call me Shirley



Iraq
44 Posts

Posted - 14 Nov 2008 :  19:08:24  Show Profile Send Moog a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Far too much innuendo for me.
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sexycoach
Living Legend



United Kingdom
538 Posts

Posted - 14 Nov 2008 :  19:12:14  Show Profile Send sexycoach a Private Message  Reply with Quote
One arm and one leg tied behind my back come to mind........ bit like England then.........
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M-Love
Moderate!



United Kingdom
376 Posts

Posted - 14 Nov 2008 :  19:15:31  Show Profile Send M-Love a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If that's what lights your candle?!!!


Moog- fetch the tow-rope!

Edited by - M-Love on 14 Nov 2008 19:21:59
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mrsleech
Who's the Daddy



Bahamas
148 Posts

Posted - 14 Nov 2008 :  20:37:04  Show Profile Send mrsleech a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Mr Leech wrote that last piece not me! However it was a little bit funny!!! (sorry sexycoach for any insult it caused u)
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